ManagementSpeak: In order to foster a more effective communication among employees, we managers have called this meeting; we appreciate your comments and will take into consideration any suggestions you may have.
Translation: We’re making a black list.
This week’s correspondent provides a non-expletive-laden name for a common type of management list.

Management Speak: I have no problem with a grassroots effort.
Translation: This project is DOA.
The IS Survivalist who provided this week’s phrase has no problem remaining anonymous.