Management Speak: I support you 100 percent.
Translation: If anything goes wrong, we’ve never met.
Regrettably, you’ll never know if you meet this week’s anonymous translator

Management Speak: I’m challenging you to come up with a solution to …”
Translation: I need to pass the buck … unless you succeed, of course.
IS Survivalist Kanakatti Mahesh Subramanya surmounted the challenge of translating this conundrum.