“I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” – Ludwig Wittgenstein, Cambridge philosopher (via A Word a Day)

Management Speak: We are aware of it.
Translation: We had hoped that the fool who started it would have forgotten about it by this time.
This week’s anonymous contributor claims an automatic aphorism generator developed his entry without human intervention, and points out the utility of a tool that automates management communications