ManagementSpeak: I’m trying to make the best use of your time.
Translation: Get back to work!
Alternate Translation: I have better uses for my time.
IS Survivalist Matt Olson provided us with an fine example of the art — an excellent use of his time.

ManagementSpeak: That’s a good question. The answer is “It depends.”
Translation: I don’t know the answer, but I’ll try to impress you by telling you everything I know that might have any bearing on the subject.
IS Survivalist Paul C Aspinwall explains the nature of dependency.