Management Speak: Empower the people in a team environment so they can be proactive and leverage the opportunities that exist in order to meet personal, corporate, and customer goals.
Translation: We’ll let the team know when it’s reached the conclusion we’re looking for.
IS Survivalist Jim Bardsley should be congratulated for deciphering this week’s entry

Management Speak: We have to do it the way we’ve always done it, even if it is wrong, because changing it would cause too many problems.
Translation: Everybody involved in creating this monster is either dead, retired, or laid off.
Revealing the name of this week’s source would cause too many problems