Management Speak: We don’t have time for solutions. I need an answer!
Translation: Tell me what I want to hear, immediately!
IS Survivalist Greg Linde explains the difference between solutions and answers

Management Speak: I will personally steward that process.
Translation: I’m betting you’ll forget about it within a month.
Alternate translation: I’m betting this will be a great career builder.
IS Survivalist Anthony Magnabosco personally stewarded this fine example of the manager’s lexicon