Management Speak: The project has hit a few snags.
Translation: We’re comparing excuses to see who gets fired.
IS Survivalist Jim Elliott tells us how “snag” ranks in the project glitch hierarchy

Management Speak: That’s an innovative solution.
Translation: We’ve never done it that way before, so if it fails, I never heard of you OR the project.
– IS Survivalist John Pfeifer delivers an innovative alternative to the standard “Mission Impossible” disclaimer