Management Speak: We are aware of it.
Translation: We had hoped that the fool who started it would have forgotten about it by this time.
This week’s anonymous contributor claims an automatic aphorism generator developed his entry without human intervention, and points out the utility of a tool that automates management communications

Management Speak: We need to think outside the box.
Translation: I want to do something really stupid.
Gary Poole is an IS Survivalist who had to think outside the box to figure out this week’s translation … but in a good way, of course.