Management Speak: We are not interested in helping the users here. We are only interested in clearing the help desk queue.
IS Survivalist Howard Wexler and I agree that no translation will do justice to this sentiment.
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ManagementSpeak, 9/21/1998
ManagementSpeak: That violates our standards.
Translation: We don’t know how to do that.
IS Survivalist William B. Adams clarifies the purpose of standards.