Management Speak: We didn’t budget for that.
Translation: It’s a great idea. Wish I’d thought of it.
IS Survivalist Lenny Liebmann appears to be long on ideas and short on budget

ManagementSpeak: The good news is that the system is flexible.  The bad news is that the system is flexible.
Translation: The system doesn’t even come close to doing what is needed. In fact, we don’t know what it does.
Kevin Bevins explains the nature of system flexibility.