ManagementSpeak: That only happens once in a blue moon.
Translation: We’ll worry about it when one of our big name accounts brings it up.
– IS Survivalist Thomas Campbell put this unit of time into perspective

ManagementSpeak: We can’t use freeware because there’s no support for it.
Translation: We won’t be able to blame the vendor when we have problems.
Alternate Translation: We never do anything we haven’t done before.
– IS Survivalist Andy Stritof acts as this week’s interpreter