Management Speak: We have made some changes to our benefits package I think you will be very excited about.
Translation: Boy, are you in for a surprise when you try to file a claim.
This week’s IS Survivalist figures anonymity will enhance his chance for survival

ManagementSpeak: This assignment will be a good learning experience for you.
Translation: It’s a thankless job that no one wants any part of.
IS Survivalist Bob Aulert’s translation, though, is a job that deserves our thanks