ManagementSpeak: We’re going to save money, no matter how much it costs!
This week’s entry, provided by Bill Hixon, needs no translation. He quotes manager Dave Senften who, reports, Hixon, intended the irony.

“They say I should’ve been here/back about ten years/before it got ruined by folks like me.” – James McMurtry, “I’m Not From Here”, Lost in the Wasteland