ManagementSpeak: Cost of ownership has become a significant issue in desktop computing.
Translation: We want all of the benefits and none of the costs.
Our contributor this week wants to remain anonymous.

ManagementSpeak: We’re going to save money, no matter how much it costs!
This week’s entry, provided by Bill Hixon, needs no translation. He quotes manager Dave Senften who, reports, Hixon, intended the irony.